Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th August 2016

Dilbert//9999, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 30th August 2016

Dogbert's Recommendations

Tags

advice, consultant, listening, employees, business

Official transcript

Dogbert Consults. Dogbert: I recommend doing all of the things your employees have been telling you to do. Boss: I don't see why I should pay you for this. Dogbert: Oh. Then how about doing all the things your competition is doing? Boss: Now, that's a great idea. Dogbert: Good, because that's what your employees have been telling you to do.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS I RECOMMEND DOING ALL OF THE THINGS YOUR EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU TO DO.

I DON T SEE WHY I SHOULD PAY YOU FOR THIS.

OH. THEN HOW ABOUT DOING ALL THE THINGS YOUR COMPETITION IS DOING?

NOW, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

GOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOUR EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU TO DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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