Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd September 2016

Dilbert//10003, first published ten years ago on Saturday 3rd September 2016

Why Didn't You Tell Me Sooner

Tags

paradox, debate, arguing

Official transcript

Alice: Why didn't you tell me about this sooner? Dilbert: That's a fool's game because Zeno's Paradox says there will always be a time sooner than the one I pick. Alice's Paradox says that no matter how many criticisms you explain away, there are always plenty more.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS SOONER?

THAT'S A FOOL'S GAME BECAUSE ZENO'S PARADOX SAYS THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A TIME SOONER THAN THE ONE I PICK.

ALICE'S PARADOX SAYS THAT NO MATTER HOW MANY CRITICISMS YOU EXPLAIN AWAY, THERE ARE ALWAYS PLENTY MORE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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