Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd September 2016

Dilbert//10002, first published ten years ago on Friday 2nd September 2016

Messages For The Boss

Tags

communication, internet, modernity, attention, distraction, excuses, technology

Official transcript

Boss: Why didn't you talk to me before making this decision? Dilbert: I left you a voicemail, an email, and a text message. I also messaged you on Skype, Slack, WhatsApp, Twitter, and Facebook. Boss: Did you try leaving a note on my chair? Dilbert: It's stuck to your buttocks.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK TO ME BEFORE MAKING THIS DECISION?

I LEFT YOU A VOICE- MAIL, AN EMAIL, AND A TEXT MESSAGE.

I ALSO MESSAGED YOU ON SKYPE, SLACK, WHATSAPP, TWITTER, AND FACEBOOK.

DID YOU TRY LEAVING A NOTE ON MY CHAIR?

IT'S STUCK TO YOUR BUTTOCKS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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