Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th September 2016

Dilbert//10009, first published ten years ago on Friday 9th September 2016

Ask The Other Director

Tags

reorganization, logic, managers, solutions, cheating

Official transcript

Dilbert: I tried to get approval from the head of Marketing, but the reorg makes it impossible. The outgoing director says I need to ask the incoming directory, but that person hasn't been named. Boss: Bring me solutions, not problems. Dilbert: Forgery it is.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I TRIED TO GET APPROVAL FROM THE HEAD OF MARKETING, BUT THE REORG MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE.

THE OUTGOING DIRECTOR SAYS I NEED TO ASK THE INCOMING DIRECTOR, BUT THAT PERSON HASN'T BEEN NAMED.

BRING ME SOLUTIONS, NOT PROBLEMS FORGERY IT IS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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