Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th September 2016

Dilbert//10010, first published ten years ago on Saturday 10th September 2016

Accused Of Forgery

Tags

motivation, performance, forgery, pessimism, giving up, resistance

Official transcript

Catbert: You stand accused of forging an expense approval from the head of Marketing. Your malfeasance caused the project to finish on time and under budget. Next time, just give up and lose hope like everyone else. Dilbert: Will do.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU STAND ACCUSED OF FORGING AN EXPENSE APPROVAL FROM THE HEAD OF MARKETING.

YOUR MALFEASANCE CAUSED THE PROJECT TO FINISH ON TIME AND UNDER BUDGET.

NEXT TIME, JUST GIVE UP AND LOSE HOPE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

WILL DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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