Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th September 2016

Dilbert//10012, first published ten years ago on Monday 12th September 2016

Not Knowing The Difference Monday

Tags

managers, explanation, details, honesty

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you want the detailed analysis you won't understand... or the executive summary that is dangerously misleading? Boss: I want an executive summary that is not misleading. Dilbert: I'll count on you not knowing the difference.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT THE DETAILED ANALYSIS YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND...

OR THE EXECUTIVE SUMMARY THAT IS DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING?

I WANT AN EXECUTIVE SUMMARY THAT IS NOT MISLEADING.

I'LL COUNT ON YOU NOT KNOWING THE DIFFERENCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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