Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th September 2016

Dilbert//10011, first published ten years ago on Sunday 11th September 2016

Tags

diet, dating, restaurant, relationships, health

Official transcript

Dilbert: It took me six months to get a reservation here. I hear the food is amazing. Woman: It sounds fantastic. It's too bad I'm on a cucumber diet. I can only eat cucumbers after five o'clock. Dilbert: Well, it seems you have squandered my invitation to fine dining. Now my plan of sharing a culinary adventure is just a sad commentary on the casual rudeness of life. Can I expect you to complain about the quality of your cucumber and send it back? Waiter: We don't have cucumbers.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT TOOK ME SIX MONTHS TO GET A RESERVATION HERE.

I HEAR THE FOOD IS AMAZING.

IT SOUNDS FANTASTIC. IT'S TOO BAD I'M ON A CUCUMBER DIET.

I CAN ONLY EAT CUCUMBERS AFTER FIVE O'CLOCK.

WELL, IT SEEMS YOU HAVE SQUANDERED MY INVITATION TO FINE DINING.

NOW MY PLAN OF SHARING A CULINARY ADVENTURE IS JUST A SAD COMMENTARY ON THE CASUAL RUDENESS OF LIFE.

CAN I EXPECT YOU TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE QUALITY OF YOUR CUCUMBER AND SEND IT BACK?

WE DON'T HAVE CUCUMBERS.

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