Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th September 2016

Dilbert//10011, first published ten years ago on Sunday 11th September 2016

Tags

diet, dating, restaurant, relationships, health

Official transcript

Dilbert: It took me six months to get a reservation here. I hear the food is amazing. Woman: It sounds fantastic. It's too bad I'm on a cucumber diet. I can only eat cucumbers after five o'clock. Dilbert: Well, it seems you have squandered my invitation to fine dining. Now my plan of sharing a culinary adventure is just a sad commentary on the casual rudeness of life. Can I expect you to complain about the quality of your cucumber and send it back? Waiter: We don't have cucumbers.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT TOOK ME SIX MONTHS TO GET A RESERVATION HERE.

I HEAR THE FOOD IS AMAZING.

IT SOUNDS FANTASTIC. IT'S TOO BAD I'M ON A CUCUMBER DIET.

I CAN ONLY EAT CUCUMBERS AFTER FIVE O'CLOCK.

WELL, IT SEEMS YOU HAVE SQUANDERED MY INVITATION TO FINE DINING.

NOW MY PLAN OF SHARING A CULINARY ADVENTURE IS JUST A SAD COMMENTARY ON THE CASUAL RUDENESS OF LIFE.

CAN I EXPECT YOU TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE QUALITY OF YOUR CUCUMBER AND SEND IT BACK?

WE DON'T HAVE CUCUMBERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cucumber Diet"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert and his coworker Alice at a restaurant. The conversation revolves around Alice's decision to adopt a cucumber diet, which Dilbert finds amusing. He teases her about the quality of her cucumber and sends it back, only to be told that they do not have cucumbers. The strip humorously portrays Dilbert's sarcastic comments and Alice's dedication to her unusual diet.

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