Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th September 2016

Dilbert//10015, first published ten years ago on Thursday 15th September 2016

Dilbert for Wednesday 14th September 2016

Dilbert for Friday 16th September 2016

Tina's Soul Will Live On

Tags

reincarnation, afterlife, faith, soul

Official transcript

Tina: I hate my job, but I'm looking forward to my afterlife. Dilbert: Are you hearing good things about decomposing? Tina: My soul will live forever. Wally: Good luck. I lost mine at my first performance review.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HATE MY JOB, BUT IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MY AFTERLIFE.

ARE YOU HEARING GOOD THINGS ABOUT DECOMPOSING?

MY SOUL GOOD LUCK.

WILL LIVE I LOST MINE FOREVER.

AT MY FIRST PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Afterlife Review"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2016, revolves around the theme of job satisfaction and the afterlife. The strip consists of three panels, each featuring a character named Alice, who is depicted as a bespectacled woman with black hair.

Panel 1:

Alice expresses her dislike for her job but is eager to move on to the afterlife.
Her coworker, a man with a red shirt and green tie, responds by asking if she is aware of the good things about decomposing.

Panel 2:

Alice is skeptical about the benefits of decomposition and asks if it is true that her soul will live forever.
Her coworker reassures her that her soul will indeed live forever, but she will lose it at her first performance review.

Panel 3:

Alice is visibly shaken by this revelation, holding a cup of coffee and looking concerned.

Overall:

The comic strip humorously explores the idea that even in the afterlife, one's job performance can have consequences. The punchline about losing one's soul at the first performance review adds a layer of dark humor to the strip.

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