Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th September 2016

Dilbert//10016, first published ten years ago on Friday 16th September 2016

Aland From Quality Assurance

Tags

quality assurance, reinforcement, positivity

Official transcript

Alan: Hi, I'm Alan, from the Quality Assurance department. Don't be worried about quality. I assure you we have plenty of it. Dilbert: That's all you do? Alan: Hey, I don't tell you how to do your job.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, IM ALAN, FROM THE QUALITY ASSURANCE DEPARTMENT.

DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT QUALITY. I ASSURE YOU WE HAVE PLENTY OF IT.

THAT'S ALL YOU DO?

HEY, I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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