Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th September 2016

Dilbert//10019, first published ten years ago on Monday 19th September 2016

Hire Agile Programmers

Tags

pun, deception, earthquake, agility

Official transcript

Wally: You should move the agile programmers to building six because it has poor earthquake protection. they can jump out of the way if stuff starts falling. Boss; I guess that makes sense. Wally: Can I have one of their cubicles near a window?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD MOVE THE AGILE PROGRAMMERS TO BUILDING SIX BECAUSE IT HAS POOR EARTHQUAKE PROTECTION THEY CAN JUMP OUT OF THE WAY IF STUFF STARTS FALLING.

I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.

CAN I HAVE ONE OF THEIR CUBICLES NEAR A WINDOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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