Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th September 2016

Dilbert//10019, first published ten years ago on Monday 19th September 2016

Hire Agile Programmers

Tags

pun, deception, earthquake, agility

Official transcript

Wally: You should move the agile programmers to building six because it has poor earthquake protection. they can jump out of the way if stuff starts falling. Boss; I guess that makes sense. Wally: Can I have one of their cubicles near a window?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD MOVE THE AGILE PROGRAMMERS TO BUILDING SIX BECAUSE IT HAS POOR EARTHQUAKE PROTECTION THEY CAN JUMP OUT OF THE WAY IF STUFF STARTS FALLING.

I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.

CAN I HAVE ONE OF THEIR CUBICLES NEAR A WINDOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Agile Programmers"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert and his coworker discussing the importance of moving agile programmers to building six to minimize earthquake damage. The coworker suggests that if the programmers can jump out of the way when objects fall, they can avoid injury. However, Dilbert points out that the cubicles are near a window, implying that the risk of falling objects is higher. The coworker's response, "Can I have one of their cubicles near a window?" is met with skepticism by Dilbert, who questions the logic behind this request. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of prioritizing the safety of agile programmers over other concerns.

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