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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th September 2016

Dilbert//10020, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 20th September 2016

Cubicle Near Thermostat


Tags

temperature, office, cold, revenge, thermostat


Official transcript

Wally: My new cubicle is the nearest one to the office thermostat. That makes me the de facto ruler of the indoor climate. Dilbert: Don't let the power corrupt you. Wally: I'll start by freezing all the skinny women who laughed at me!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY NEW CUBICLE IS THE NEAREST ONE TO THE OFFICE THERMOSTAT.

THAT MAKES ME THE DE FACTO RULER OF THE INDOOR CLIMATE.

DON'T LET THE POWER CORRUPT YOU.

I'LL START BY FREEZING ALL THE SKINNY WOMEN WHO LAUGHED AT ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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