Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th September 2016

Dilbert//10026, first published ten years ago on Monday 26th September 2016

Ceo Sits On His Wallet

Tags

complaining, perspective, suffering, competition

Official transcript

CEO: I hate to complain, but it hurts when I sit on my wallet for too long. Asok: I risked an honor killing to pay my rent. CEO: This is why I hate to complain. Asok: I know a hundred ways to eat a spider.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HATE TO COMPLAIN, BUT IT HURTS WHEN I SIT ON MY WALLET FOR TOO LONG.

I RISKED AN HONOR KILLING TO PAY MY RENT.

THIS IS WHY I HATE TO COMPLAIN I KNOW A HUNDRED WAYS TO EAT A SPIDER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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