Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th September 2016

Dilbert//10027, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 27th September 2016

Boss Decision Making

Tags

decisions, thinking, stress, hunger, fitbit, health tracker, health

Official transcript

Dilbert: I hacked into your fitness band and analyzed your decision-making under different conditions. When you are hungry, tired, or stressed, you make terrible decisions. Boss: How often is that? Dilbert: Only when you're awake.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HACKED INTO YOUR FITNESS BAND AND ANALYZED YOUR DECISION-MAKING UNDER DIFFERENT CONDITIONS.

WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY, TIRED, OR STRESSED, YOU MAKE TERRIBLE DECISIONS HOW OFTEN IS THAT?

ONLY WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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