Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th September 2016

Dilbert//10027, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 27th September 2016

Boss Decision Making

Tags

decisions, thinking, stress, hunger, fitbit, health tracker, health

Official transcript

Dilbert: I hacked into your fitness band and analyzed your decision-making under different conditions. When you are hungry, tired, or stressed, you make terrible decisions. Boss: How often is that? Dilbert: Only when you're awake.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HACKED INTO YOUR FITNESS BAND AND ANALYZED YOUR DECISION-MAKING UNDER DIFFERENT CONDITIONS.

WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY, TIRED, OR STRESSED, YOU MAKE TERRIBLE DECISIONS HOW OFTEN IS THAT?

ONLY WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fitness Band Feedback"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. Wally presents Dilbert with a report from his fitness band, highlighting areas for improvement. Dilbert responds by asking how often he should be awake, as the report only covers his time when he's awake. This exchange showcases the humorous side of modern technology and its impact on our daily lives.

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