Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th October 2016

Dilbert//10036, first published ten years ago on Thursday 6th October 2016

Tina Isn't An Engineer

Tags

engineer, evaluation, value, catch-22, fired, termination, engineering

Official transcript

Boss: The company makes me rank all of my employees. I put you last because you're not an engineer. I have to fire whoever is ranked lowest, and I can't afford to lose any engineers. Tina; What if I work harder, and do a great job? Boss: Then I'd fire you for not being a team player.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY MAKES ME RANK ALL OF MY EMPLOYEES. I PUT YOU LAST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AN ENGINEER I HAVE TO FIRE WHOEVER IS RANKED LOWEST, AND I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ANY ENGINEERS.

WHAT IF I WORK HARDER, AND DO A GREAT JOB?

THEN I'D FIRE YOU FOR NOT BEING A TEAM PLAYER

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