Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th October 2016

Dilbert//10035, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 5th October 2016

Ranked By Performance

Tags

rank, success, failure, laziness, reward, work ethic, trying, effort

Official transcript

Boss: I ranked all of you based on your performance. Wally came out on top because he didn't make any mistakes. Dilbert: He also didn't do any work. Wally: Why does everyone hate winners?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I RANKED ALL OF YOU BASED ON YOUR PERFORMANCE.

WALLY CAME OUT ON TOP BECAUSE HE DIDN'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.

ALSO DIDN'T DO ANY WORK.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE WINNERS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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