Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th October 2016

Dilbert//10042, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 12th October 2016

Internet Wants Ceo To Die

Tags

anger, shame, unpopular, popularity, public relations, gawker

Official transcript

CEO: The company we acquired is making us look bad. Dilbert: How bad? CEO: The internet is demanding that I drink poison and apologize to the world while I die. What should I do? Dilbert: Well, I'm no doctor, but I'd go with something fast-acting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY WE ACQUIRED IS MAKING US LOOK BAD.

HOW BAD?

THE INTERNET IS DEMANDING THAT I DRINK POISON AND APOLOGIZE TO THE WORLD WHILE I DIE.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

WELL, IM NO DOCTOR, BUT ID GO WITH SOMETHING FAST-ACTING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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