Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th October 2016
Dilbert//10042, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 12th October 2016
Internet Wants Ceo To Die
Tags
anger, shame, unpopular, popularity, public relations, gawker
Official transcript
CEO: The company we acquired is making us look bad. Dilbert: How bad? CEO: The internet is demanding that I drink poison and apologize to the world while I die. What should I do? Dilbert: Well, I'm no doctor, but I'd go with something fast-acting.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THE COMPANY WE ACQUIRED IS MAKING US LOOK BAD.
HOW BAD?
THE INTERNET IS DEMANDING THAT I DRINK POISON AND APOLOGIZE TO THE WORLD WHILE I DIE.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
WELL, IM NO DOCTOR, BUT ID GO WITH SOMETHING FAST-ACTING.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Internet's Poisonous Apology"
Summary:
- The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, in a conversation with his boss.
- The boss reveals that the company has acquired a new internet service, which is making them look bad.
- Dilbert inquires about the impact of the internet on their appearance, prompting the boss to apologize to the world while he dies.
- Dilbert responds by asking what he should do, to which the boss replies that he should go with something fast-acting.
- The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the perceived negative effects of the internet on one's image and the absurdity of seeking to rectify the situation through drastic measures.
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