Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th October 2016
Dilbert//10043, first published ten years ago on Thursday 13th October 2016
Boss Wants Alice To Be His Work Wife
Tags
wife, spouse, work, creep, relationships, repulsive
Official transcript
Boss: I decided to call you my work-wife. Alice: Gurk. I"m creeped out! I'm creeped out! I'm creeped out! Boss: Just like at home. Alice: I need a shower.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I DECIDED TO CALL YOU MY WORK-WIFE!
GURK I'M CREEPED OUT!
I'M CREEPED OUT!
I'M CREEPED OUT!
JUST LIKE AT HOME.
I NEED A SHOWER.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Work-Life Balance"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with dark hair, and his wife, a woman with curly brown hair. The scene unfolds as follows:
- Dilbert arrives home from work, greeted by his wife's enthusiastic "Gurk" and an invitation to call her "work-wife."
- Dilbert responds with a sarcastic comment, "I decided to call you my work-wife!"
- His wife, seemingly offended, retorts, "I'm creeped out, I'm creeped out, I'm creeped out!"
- Dilbert, nonchalant, remarks, "Just like at home."
- The wife, now upset, exclaims, "I need a shower."
The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of maintaining a work-life balance, as Dilbert's wife struggles to cope with the blurring of boundaries between her personal and professional life.
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