Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th October 2016

Dilbert//10043, first published ten years ago on Thursday 13th October 2016

Boss Wants Alice To Be His Work Wife

Tags

wife, spouse, work, creep, relationships, repulsive

Official transcript

Boss: I decided to call you my work-wife. Alice: Gurk. I"m creeped out! I'm creeped out! I'm creeped out! Boss: Just like at home. Alice: I need a shower.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO CALL YOU MY WORK-WIFE!

GURK I'M CREEPED OUT!

I'M CREEPED OUT!

I'M CREEPED OUT!

JUST LIKE AT HOME.

I NEED A SHOWER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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