Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th October 2016

Dilbert//10044, first published ten years ago on Friday 14th October 2016

Dilbert for Thursday 13th October 2016

Dilbert for Saturday 15th October 2016

Tina Agrees To Be Work Wife

Tags

spouse, wife, insult, mean, game, obliviousness, relationships

Official transcript

Boss: Alice doesn't want to be my work-wife. How about you? Tina; As your work-wife, would I be able to jokingly insult you in front of the others? Boss: Sure, ha ha! Tina: Okay, I'm in. Now run along, you ignorant sack of wet fertilizer. Boss: This is fun!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE DOESN'T WANT TO BE MY WORK-WIFE. HOW ABOUT YOU?

AS YOUR WORK-WIFE, WOULD I BE ABLE TO JOKINGLY INSULT YOU IN FRONT OF OTHERS?

SURE, !

OKAY, I'M IN. NOW RUN ALONG, YOU IGNORANT SACK OF WET FERTILIZER.

THIS IS FUN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Insulting Insults"

Summary:

This comic strip features Alice, a character known for her dry wit and sarcasm, engaging in a conversation with her coworker. The coworker, eager to make a joke, asks Alice if she would be able to jokingly insult her in front of others. Alice, anticipating the coworker's attempt to insult her, responds by playfully insulting the coworker instead.

Key Elements:

Alice's quick wit and ability to turn the tables on her coworker
The coworker's attempt to make a joke, which is met with Alice's clever response
The lighthearted and humorous tone of the comic strip

Overall:

The comic strip showcases Alice's cleverness and ability to think on her feet, as well as the coworker's well-intentioned but ultimately unsuccessful attempt to make a joke. The strip is a humorous commentary on the challenges of workplace interactions and the importance of being able to think creatively and respond quickly to unexpected situations.

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