Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th October 2016

Dilbert//10044, first published ten years ago on Friday 14th October 2016

Tina Agrees To Be Work Wife

Tags

spouse, wife, insult, mean, game, obliviousness, relationships

Official transcript

Boss: Alice doesn't want to be my work-wife. How about you? Tina; As your work-wife, would I be able to jokingly insult you in front of the others? Boss: Sure, ha ha! Tina: Okay, I'm in. Now run along, you ignorant sack of wet fertilizer. Boss: This is fun!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE DOESN'T WANT TO BE MY WORK-WIFE. HOW ABOUT YOU?

AS YOUR WORK-WIFE, WOULD I BE ABLE TO JOKINGLY INSULT YOU IN FRONT OF OTHERS?

SURE, !

OKAY, I'M IN. NOW RUN ALONG, YOU IGNORANT SACK OF WET FERTILIZER.

THIS IS FUN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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