Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd October 2016

Dilbert//10053, first published ten years ago on Sunday 23rd October 2016

Tags

email, communication, response, confusion, honesty, overshare

Official transcript

Man: Did you see my email? Dilbert; Did you mean your two-page document that has about twelve questions for me sprinkled throughout? Man: Yes, that's the one. Why haven't you responded? Dilbert: It's hard to answer that question while being polite. Man: You can be honest. Dilbert: Your email was such a disorganized mess that I assumed everything you do is doomed to fail. I didn't want to waste half a day deciphering it just so I could be on the losing side. With you. Man: Next time, just say you were busy. Dilbert: And I was busy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU SEE MY EMAIL?

DO YOU MEAN YOUR TWO-PAGE DOCUMENT THAT HAS ABOUT TWELVE QUESTIONS FOR ME SPRINKLED THROUGHOUT?

YES, THAT'S THE ONE. WHY HAVEN'T YOU RESPONDED?

IT'S HARD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION WHILE BEING POLITE.

YOU CAN BE HONEST.

YOUR EMAIL WAS SUCH A DISORGANIZED MESS THAT I ASSUMED EVERYTHING YOU DO IS DOOMED TO FAIL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO WASTE HALF A DAY DECIPHERING IT JUST SO I COULD BE ON THE LOSING SIDE.

WITH YOU.

NEXT TIME, JUST SAY YOU WERE BUSY.

AND I WAS BUSY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Email Hell"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2018, depicts a humorous exchange between two office workers, Dilbert and his boss. The conversation revolves around an email sent by Dilbert's boss, which has sparked a series of follow-up questions.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's boss sends an email with 12 questions.
• Dilbert responds to each question individually.
• His boss becomes frustrated with the lengthy response and asks why Dilbert hasn't responded.
• Dilbert explains that he was busy and didn't want to waste half a day deciphering the email.
• The boss is annoyed and accuses Dilbert of being disorganized.
• Dilbert defends himself, stating that he is simply doing his job.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the common office scenario of lengthy email exchanges and the frustration that can come with them.

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