Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th October 2016

Dilbert//10054, first published ten years ago on Monday 24th October 2016

Mandatory Safety Meeting

Tags

safety, catch-22, choosing, unsafe

Official transcript

Boss: You have to go to a mandatory safety training class right now. Dilbert: Is it safe for me to miss the deadline you gave me for this assignment? Boss: No, you lose either way. Dilbert: Hmm. Maybe I could work all night from home then drive to work exhausted.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVE TO GO TO A MANDATORY SAFETY TRAINING CLASS RIGHT NOW.

IS IT SAFE FOR ME TO MISS THE DEADLINE YOU GAVE ME FOR THIS ASSIGNMENT?

NO, YOU LOSE EITHER WAY.

HMM, MAYBE I COULD WORK ALL NIGHT FROM HOME THEN DRIVE TO WORK EXHAUSTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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