Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th October 2016

Dilbert//10055, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 25th October 2016

Falls Asleep At The Wheel

Tags

safety, catch-22, fatigue, accident, driving

Official transcript

Dilbert: I fell asleep at the wheel because I stayed up all night to meet your deadline. I had to work all night because you made me attend a mandatory safety meeting yesterday. But at least I got my work done on time. Boss: I forgot to tell you the meeting got moved to next week.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL BECAUSE I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT TO MEET YOUR DEADLINE.

I HAD TO WORK ALL NIGHT BECAUSE YOU MADE ME ATTEND A MANDATORY SAFETY MEETING YESTERDAY.

BUT AT LEAST I GOT MY WORK DONE ON TIME.

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THE MEETING GOT MOVED TO NEXT WEEK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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