Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th October 2016

Dilbert//10055, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 25th October 2016

Falls Asleep At The Wheel

Tags

safety, catch-22, fatigue, accident, driving

Official transcript

Dilbert: I fell asleep at the wheel because I stayed up all night to meet your deadline. I had to work all night because you made me attend a mandatory safety meeting yesterday. But at least I got my work done on time. Boss: I forgot to tell you the meeting got moved to next week.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL BECAUSE I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT TO MEET YOUR DEADLINE.

I HAD TO WORK ALL NIGHT BECAUSE YOU MADE ME ATTEND A MANDATORY SAFETY MEETING YESTERDAY.

BUT AT LEAST I GOT MY WORK DONE ON TIME.

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THE MEETING GOT MOVED TO NEXT WEEK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Mandatory Safety Meeting"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace struggles.
• The story revolves around Dilbert's attempt to attend a mandatory safety meeting at work.
• However, he falls asleep at the wheel and oversleeps, missing the meeting.
• Upon returning to work, he is reprimanded by his boss for not attending the meeting.
• Dilbert's response is characteristic of his wit and sarcasm, as he claims to have attended the meeting but forgot to tell his boss about it.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the monotony of office life and the absurdities of corporate bureaucracy.

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