Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th October 2016

Dilbert//10057, first published ten years ago on Thursday 27th October 2016

Alice Takes On More Work

Tags

work ethic, laziness, workload, philosophy, semantics

Official transcript

Alice: Why do I keep taking on more work while you do noting? Wally: That's because you optimize for productivity, while I optimize for my happiness. Alice: That makes you a freeloader. Wally: I prefer the label "happy winner."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DO I KEEP TAKING ON MORE WORK WHILE YOU DO NOTHING?

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU OPTIMIZE FOR PRODUCTIVITY, WHILE I OPTIMIZE FOR MY HAPPINESS.

THAT MAKES YOU A FREELOADER.

I PREFER THE LABEL "HAPPY WINNER."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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