Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th October 2016

Dilbert//10058, first published ten years ago on Friday 28th October 2016

Men Who Do The Driving

Tags

dating, driving, men, conversation, relationships

Official transcript

Woman: I like a man who always offers to do the driving on dates? Dilbert: Like Uber? Woman: But less expensive, and no waiting. Dilbert; So you're saying I'm better than Uber? Woman: You would be if you didn't talk.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LIKE A MAN WHO ALWAYS OFFERS TO DO THE DRIVING ON DATES LIKE UBER?

BUT LESS EXPENSIVE, AND NO WAITING.

SO YOU'RE SAYING IM BETTER THAN UBER?

YOU WOULD BE IF YOU DIDN'T TALK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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