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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st October 2016

Dilbert//10061, first published ten years ago on Monday 31st October 2016

Boss Makes Dilbert Get Buy In


Tags

managers, purpose, use, useful, threat


Official transcript

Boss: I'll approve this if you get buy-in from the rest of the department. Dilbert: What value are you adding to that scenario? Boss: I'm not firing you. Dilbert: In that case, keep up the good work.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ILL APPROVE THIS IF YOU GET BUY-IN FROM THE REST OF THE DEPARTMENT.

WHAT VALUE ARE YOU ADDING IN THAT SCENARIO?

IM NOT FIRING YOU.

IN THAT CASE, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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