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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th November 2016

Dilbert//10066, first published ten years ago on Saturday 5th November 2016

Tina Gives Buy In


Tags

negotiation, money, price, cost, value


Official transcript

Dilbert: I need everyone's buy-in on my project. Tina: You can have my buy-in for $25. Dilbert: Ted only charged me $15. Tina: It isn't my fault that Ted is a bad negotiator.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED EVERYONE'S BUY-IN ON MY PROJECT.

YOU CAN HAVE MY BUY-IN FOR $25.

TED ONLY CHARGED ME #15.

IT ISNT MY FAULT THAT TED IS A BAD NEGOTIATOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Negotiator"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in Dilbert, features a humorous exchange between a character named Ted and a woman at a desk. The conversation begins with the woman stating that she needs everyone's buy-in on her project, to which Ted responds that he can have his buy-in for $25. The woman is shocked by this request, but Ted insists that it's not his fault that Ted is a bad negotiator.

Key Points:

  • The woman needs everyone's buy-in on her project.
  • Ted offers his buy-in for $25.
  • The woman is shocked by the request.
  • Ted blames his bad negotiating skills for the situation.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of buying and selling things that are not tangible or physical.

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