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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th November 2016

Dilbert//10067, first published ten years ago on Sunday 6th November 2016


Tags

idea, criticism, inventions, obfuscate


Official transcript

Dilbert: And that is my idea for our new product. Are there any ignorant objections? Man: Your idea is totally ridiculous! It's like you're tying to build castles in the sky! Dilbert: Have you heard of Air Force One, the plane used by the president of The United States? That's basically a castle in the sky, and someone built it. Man: Well, if your idea is so good, why hasn't someone already done it? Dilbert: I'm guessing that everyone else had co-workers like you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AND THAT IS MY IDEA FOR OUR NEW PRODUCT.

ARE THERE ANY IGNORANT OBJECTIONS?

YOUR IDEA IS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS!

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO BUILD CASTLES IN THE SKY!

HAVE YOU HEARD OF AIR FORCE ONE, THE PLANE USED BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?

THAT'S BASICALLY A CASTLE IN THE SKY. AND SOMEONE DID BUILD IT.

WELL, IF YOUR IDEA IS SO GOOD, WHY HASN'T SOMEONE ALREADY DONE IT?

IM GUESSING THAT EVERYONE ELSE HAD COWORKERS LIKE YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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