Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th November 2016

Dilbert//10072, first published ten years ago on Friday 11th November 2016

Nothing Else To Talk About

Tags

personality, boring, bored, conversation, small talk, psychology

Official transcript

Man: Do you want to know how we would have handled this situation at my old job? Dilbert: No. Dilbert: Nothing would interest me less. Man: My only other topics of conversation are my health problems and TV shows you haven't seen. Dilbert: I stand corrected.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW WE WOULD HAVE HANDLED THIS SITUATION AT MY OLD JOB?

NO.

NOTHING WOULD INTEREST ME LESS.

MY ONLY OTHER TOPICS OF CONVERSATION ARE MY HEALTH PROBLEMS AND TV SHOWS YOU HAVENT SEEN.

I STAND CORRECTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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