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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th November 2016

Dilbert//10072, first published ten years ago on Friday 11th November 2016

Nothing Else To Talk About


Tags

personality, boring, bored, conversation, small talk, psychology


Official transcript

Man: Do you want to know how we would have handled this situation at my old job? Dilbert: No. Dilbert: Nothing would interest me less. Man: My only other topics of conversation are my health problems and TV shows you haven't seen. Dilbert: I stand corrected.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW WE WOULD HAVE HANDLED THIS SITUATION AT MY OLD JOB?

NO.

NOTHING WOULD INTEREST ME LESS.

MY ONLY OTHER TOPICS OF CONVERSATION ARE MY HEALTH PROBLEMS AND TV SHOWS YOU HAVENT SEEN.

I STAND CORRECTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Health Problems and TV Shows"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt, sitting at his desk with a laptop. He is engaged in a conversation with his boss, who is standing next to him.

  • The boss asks Dilbert if he wants to know how they would handle a situation at his old job.
  • Dilbert responds with a "no" and states that nothing would interest him less.
  • The boss then asks Dilbert about his health problems and TV shows he hasn't seen.
  • Dilbert corrects his boss, stating that his only other topics of conversation are his health problems and TV shows he hasn't seen.

Key Takeaway:

The comic strip humorously highlights the monotony and repetition of office conversations, where employees often discuss their personal health issues and TV shows they haven't watched.

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