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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th November 2016

Dilbert//10071, first published ten years ago on Thursday 10th November 2016

Talking About The Last Job


Tags

personality, comparing, employees, dumb, business, psychology


Official transcript

Man: I will now compare my last job to this one because it is all I ever talk about. Everyone was so much smarter at my old job. Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh. Dilbert: I assume that's why they fired you. Man: Lucky guess.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WILL NOW COMPARE MY LAST JOB TO THIS ONE BECAUSE IT IS ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT.

EVERYONE WAS SO MUCH SMARTER AT MY OLD JOB. FUH- FUH-FUH-FUH.

I ASSUME THAT'S WHY THEY FIRED YOU.

LUCKY GUESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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