Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th November 2016

Dilbert//10074, first published ten years ago on Sunday 13th November 2016

Tags

app, developer, workload, ideas, obliviousness, unrealistic, goals

Official transcript

Tina: I have a great idea for an app. And I choose you to be on my start-up team. I'll be the idea person and you do all of the technology. Dilbert: So... I would be doing 100 percent of the work? Tina: I already did the hard part of coming up with an idea. Your part is just typing. So stop complaining and type me an app. Dilbert: It isn't that easy. Tina: Can you recommend someone less lazy?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR AN APP.

AND I CHOOSE YOU TO BE ON MY STARTUP TEAM.

I'LL BE THE IDEA PERSON AND YOU DO ALL OF THE TECHNOLOGY.

SO ... I WOULD BE DOING 100% OF THE WORK?

I ALREADY DID THE HARD PART OF COMING UP WITH AN IDEA.

YOUR PART IS JUST TYPING.

SO STOP COMPLAINING AND TYPE ME AN APP.

ISN'T THAT EASY.

CAN YOU RECOMMEND SOMEONE LESS LAZY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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