Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th November 2016

Dilbert//10075, first published ten years ago on Monday 14th November 2016

Wally's Work Life Balance

Tags

laziness, work ethic, excuse

Official transcript

Wally: I can't do your urgent task because I'm on deadline for my boss. I can't meet your deadline because I have an urgent task from a co-worker. I finally figured out the whole "work-life balance"

thing.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T DO YOUR URGENT TASK BECAUSE I'M ON DEADLINE FOR MY BOSS.

I CAN'T MEET YOUR DEADLINE BECAUSE I HAVE AN URGENT TASK FROM A COWORKER.

I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE WHOLE "WORK-LIFE BALANCE" THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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