Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th November 2016

Dilbert//10077, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 16th November 2016

Employee Weight Loss Contest

Tags

obesity, health, weight loss, weight, dieting, cheating, competition, medical

Official transcript

CEO: Next month is employee health awareness month, so we decided to have a weight-loss competition. We'll start on the first of the month, and the winner gets a week of paid vacation. Wally: When he thinks back on this, he'll realize he shouldn't have given us three weeks to bulk up before the first weigh-in.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NEXT MONTH IS EMPLOYEE HEALTH AWARENESS MONTH, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A WEIGHT-LOSS COMPETITION WELL START ON THE FIRST OF THE MONTH, AND THE WINNER GETS A WEEK OF PAID VACATION WHEN HE THINKS BACK ON THIS, HELL REALIZE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN US THREE WEEKS TO BULK UP BEFORE THE FIRST WEIGH-IN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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