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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th November 2016

Dilbert//10076, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 15th November 2016

Humidity Is Wrecking Hair


Tags

hair, humid, bad hair day


Official transcript

Alice: The humidity is wrecking my hair. Please don't stare. Dilbert: I can't promise that. Alice: You're staring! Dilbert: I'm afraid to turn my back on it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE HUMIDITY IS WRECKING MY HAIR.

PLEASE DON'T STARE.

I CANT PROMISE THAT.

YOU'RE STARING!

I'M AFRAID TO TURN MY BACK ON IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Humidity is Wrecking My Hair"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, in a humorous exchange with a woman who is concerned about the humidity affecting her hair.

  • The woman approaches Dilbert, exclaiming, "THE HUMIDITY IS WRECKING MY HAIR."
  • Dilbert responds with a witty remark, "PLEASE DON'T STARE. I CAN'T PROMISE THAT."
  • The woman, undeterred, continues to stare, prompting Dilbert to say, "YOU'RE STARING!"
  • The woman retorts, "I'M AFRAID TO TURN MY BACK ON IT."

The comic strip showcases Dilbert's signature deadpan humor and the absurdity of the situation, highlighting the woman's fixation on her hair despite the distraction caused by the humidity.

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