Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th November 2016

Dilbert//10087, first published ten years ago on Saturday 26th November 2016

Airport Scanners

Tags

video, security camera, tsa, air travel

Official transcript

CEO: I heard you appeared naked on Elbonian television. Dilbert: I did? CEO: The only television show in Elbonia is a live feed from their airport full-body scanners. Dilbert: That can't be true. CEO: One of our subsidiaries built the system. Here's you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU APPEARED NAKED ON ELBONIAN TELEVISION.

I DID?

THE ONLY TELEVISION SHOW IN ELBONIA IS A LIVE FEED FROM THEIR AIRPORT FULL-BODY SCANNERS THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.

ONE OF OUR SUBSIDIARIES BUILT THE SYSTEM.

HERE'S YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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