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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd December 2016

Dilbert//10093, first published ten years ago on Friday 2nd December 2016

Brain Fragments


Tags

bored, boredom, health, mundane


Official transcript

Dilbert: I need to take an extended medical leave to recover from a boredom-related injury at work. You gave ma a task so boring that my brain tried to escape through my lower gastrointestinal tract. Boss: I'm sure it wasn't that bad. Dilbert: I found brain fragments in my pants.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED TO TAKE AN EXTENDED MEDICAL LEAVE TO RECOVER FROM A BOREDOM - RELATED INJURY AT WORK.

YOU GAVE ME A TASK SO BORING THAT MY BRAIN TRIED TO ESCAPE THROUGH MY LOWER GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT.

I'M SURE IT WASN'T THAT BAD.

I FOUND BRAIN FRAGMENTS IN MY PANTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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