Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd December 2016

Dilbert//10094, first published ten years ago on Saturday 3rd December 2016

Acting Interested In Dilbert

Tags

managers, relationships, human, humanity, productivity, motivation

Official transcript

Boss: I'm supposed to act interested in your well-being to boost your job performance. Dilbert: No thanks. Boss: So... how's your wife, or girlfriend, or same-sex partner, or loneliness? Dilbert: Fine. Boss: Okay, I think that covers it. Dilbert: Look! My productivity is soaring!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M SUPPOSED TO ACT INTERESTED IN YOUR WELL-BEING TO BOOST YOUR JOB PERFORMANCE.

NO THANKS.

SO.. HOW'S YOUR WIFE, OR GIRLFRIEND, OR SAME-SEX PARTNER, OR LONELINESS?

FINE.

OKAY, I THINK THAT COVERS IT.

LOOK! MY PRODUCTIVITY IS SOARING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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