Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th December 2016

Dilbert//10096, first published ten years ago on Monday 5th December 2016

Exploding Phones

Tags

bomb, cell phone, samsung, fire, explosion, competition, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: We're getting bad press because the batteries in our new line of mobile phones keep exploding. Boss: Load them into a big truck and park it in front of our competitor's building. Dilbert: Technically, that would be domestic terrorism. Boss: There are way too many laws.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WERE GETTING BAD PRESS BECAUSE THE BATTERIES IN OUR NEW LINE OF MOBILE PHONES KEEP EXPLODING.

LOAD THEM INTO A BIG TECH - TRUCK AND NICALLY, PARK IT IN THAT FRONT OF WOULD BE OUR COMPET- DOMESTIC ITOR'S TERROR- BUILDING.

ISM.

THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY LAWS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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