Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th December 2016

Dilbert//10097, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 6th December 2016

Ted Gets A New Phone

Tags

punishment, reward, gift, samsung, explosion, battery

Official transcript

Boss: Congratulations, Ted, your job performance has earned you a new mobile phone. Ted: Isn't this the model that has the exploding battery problem? Boss: Your job performance wasn't good either.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CONGRATULATIONS, TED. YOUR JOB PEFORMANCE HAS EARNED YOU A NEW MOBILE PHONE.

ISN'T THIS THE MODEL THAT HAS THE EXPLODING BATTERY PROBLEM?

YOUR JOB PERFORMANCE WASN'T GOOD EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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