Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th December 2016

Dilbert//10103, first published ten years ago on Monday 12th December 2016

Cartoonist Says Something Bad On Social Media Real

Tags

engineers, sociopath, pathology, hit man, murder, killing, morals, emotions

Official transcript

CEO: The famous cartoonist we hired to be our spokesperson said something bad on social media. Boss: Oh no. How bad is it? CEO: Our board voted to kill him. Do you know any sociopaths? Boss: I'm head of Engineering. CEO: Good point. Pick any one of them.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE FAMOUS CARTOONIST WE HIRED TO BE OUR SPOKESPERSON SAID SOMETHING BAD ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

OH NO.

HOW BAD IS IT?

OUR BOARD VOTED TO KILL HIM.

DO YOU KNOW ANY SOCIOPATHS?

IM THE HEAD OF ENGINEERING.

GOOD POINT.

PICK ANY ONE OF THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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