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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th December 2016

Dilbert//10104, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 13th December 2016

Asok Agrees To Be Hit Man


Tags

social media, twitter, public speaking, embarrassment, spokesperson, killing, racism, assumption, technology


Official transcript

Boss: Our company spokesperson embarrassed us on social media. Does this qualify him for an "honor killing?"

Asok: No, and you're a racist. Boss: Here's what he said on social media. Asok: Okay, I'm in.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR COMPANY SPOKESPERSON EMBARRASSED US ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

DOES THIS QUALIFY HIM FOR AN "HONOR KILLING"?

NO, AND YOU'RE A RACIST.

HERE'S WHAT HE SAID ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

OKAY, IM IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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