Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th December 2016

Dilbert//10107, first published ten years ago on Friday 16th December 2016

Body Doubles Are People Too

Tags

hit man, murder, mistaken identity, doppelganger

Official transcript

Cop: Asok, you are under arrest for murdering the creator of Garfield's body double. Asok: That's not fair! It wasn't even a real person! It was a body double! Cop: Actually, body doubles are human beings, too. Asok: You're going to arrest me on a technicality?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MURDERING THE CREATOR OF GARFIELD'S BODY DOUBLE.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!

IT WASN'T EVEN A REAL PERSON! IT WAS A BODY DOUBLE!

ACTUALLY, BODY DOUBLES ARE HUMAN BEINGS TOO.

YOU'RE GOING TO ARREST ME ON A TECHNICALITY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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