Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th December 2016

Dilbert//10106, first published ten years ago on Thursday 15th December 2016

Asok Has Worst Job In The World

Tags

hit man, job, happiness, satisfaction, doppelganger, double, lookalike, business, psychology

Official transcript

Asok: I thought I accidentally killed the creator of Garfield, but it turns out I killed his body double. Our boss ordered me to do the hit. I have the worst job in the world. Dilbert: No, I think that body double has the worst job. Asok: I'm only talking about the living.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THOUGHT I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED THE CREATOR OF GARFIELD, BUT IT TURNS OUT I KILLED HIS BODY DOUBLE.

OUR BOSS ORDERED ME TO DO THE HIT.

I HAVE THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD.

NO, I THINK THAT BODY DOUBLE HAS THE WORST JOB.

I'M ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE LIVING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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