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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th December 2016

Dilbert//10106, first published ten years ago on Thursday 15th December 2016

Asok Has Worst Job In The World


Tags

hit man, job, happiness, satisfaction, doppelganger, double, lookalike, business, psychology


Official transcript

Asok: I thought I accidentally killed the creator of Garfield, but it turns out I killed his body double. Our boss ordered me to do the hit. I have the worst job in the world. Dilbert: No, I think that body double has the worst job. Asok: I'm only talking about the living.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I THOUGHT I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED THE CREATOR OF GARFIELD, BUT IT TURNS OUT I KILLED HIS BODY DOUBLE.

OUR BOSS ORDERED ME TO DO THE HIT.

I HAVE THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD.

NO, I THINK THAT BODY DOUBLE HAS THE WORST JOB.

I'M ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE LIVING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Body Double Blues"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, who mistakenly kills the creator of Garfield, only to discover that his body double has the worst job in the world. Dilbert's boss orders him to do the hit, but he is hesitant, citing that the body double has the worst job.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert mistakenly kills the creator of Garfield.
  • The body double has the worst job in the world.
  • Dilbert's boss orders him to do the hit.
  • Dilbert is hesitant, citing that the body double has the worst job.
  • The comic strip is a humorous take on the consequences of one's actions.

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