Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th December 2016

Dilbert//10109, first published ten years ago on Sunday 18th December 2016

Tags

criticism, excuse, illness

Official transcript

Wally: I have a note from my doctor. It says I'm too sensitive to handle criticism. I don't understand all the medical details. It has something to do with the mind-body connection. One minor criticism from you and my lungs will collapse. If that happens, you'll need to pinch my nose, create a seal with your mouth, and reinflate them. Boss: This doctor's note looks like your handwriting. Wally: Ow! My lung!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A NOTE FROM MY DOCTOR.

IT SAYS I'M TOO SENSITIVE TO HANDLE CRITICISM.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THE MEDICAL DETAILS.

IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE MIND-BODY CONNECTION.

ONE MINOR CRITICISM FROM YOU AND MY LUNGS WILL COLLAPSE.

IF THAT HAPPENS, YOULL NEED TO PINCH MY NOSE, CREATE A SEAL WITH YOUR MOUTH, AND REIN- FLATE THEM.

THIS DOCTOR'S NOTE LOOKS LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING.

OW! MY LUNG!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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