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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th December 2016

Dilbert//10110, first published ten years ago on Monday 19th December 2016

Who's Turn To Lie


Tags

excuse, excuses, deadline, lying


Official transcript

Boss: Our CEO stopped by to see how long before we finish the new software. Dilbert: Whose turn is it to lie to him? Boss: I blamed Elbonian hackers last week. Dilbert: You're using all the good ones!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR CEO STOPPED BY TO SEE HOW LONG BEFORE WE FINISH THE NEW SOFTWARE.

WHOSE TURN IS IT TO LIE TO HIM?

I BLAMED ELBONIAN HACKERS LAST WEEK.

YOU'RE USING ALL THE GOOD ONES!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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