Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th December 2016

Dilbert//10111, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 20th December 2016

Forgot To Go To Pre Meeting Corrected

Tags

deception, lying, deadline, boss, executive

Official transcript

CEO: Is the software finished as your boss promised me it would be? Dilbert: I forgot to go to the pre-meeting for this meeting, so I'll guess the answer is.. yes? CEO: Okay, keep up the good work! Dilbert: Thanks goodness he doesn't know what the truth even looks like.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS THE SOFTWARE FINISHED AS YOUR BOSS PROMISED ME IT WOULD BE?

I FORGOT TO GO TO THE PRE-MEETING FOR THIS MEETING, SO I'LL GUESS THE ANSWER IS YES?

UP THE GOOD WORK!

THANK GOODNESS HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH EVEN LOOKS LIKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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