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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd December 2016

Dilbert//10113, first published ten years ago on Thursday 22nd December 2016

Strategy Document


Tags

strategy, obliviousness, insult


Official transcript

Dilbert: I saw your email about destroying the company. Boss: Huh? The only email I sent you was my strategy for the coming year. Dilbert: Well, maybe I read it too fast.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I SAW YOUR EMAIL ABOUT DESTROYING THE COMPANY.

HUH?

THE ONLY EMAIL I SENT YOU WAS MY STRATEGY FOR THE COMING YEAR.

WELL, MAYBE I READ IT TOO FAST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Too Fast to Read"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair and a red jacket, sitting at a desk in an office. He is shown reading an email from his boss, who is also wearing a red jacket, but with black hair. The email is titled "I saw your email about destroying the company" and contains a single sentence: "The only email I sent you was my strategy for the coming year."

Dilbert's response is: "Well, maybe I read it too fast." The comic strip is humorous and relatable, poking fun at the common experience of misinterpreting emails due to haste or distraction. It highlights the importance of careful reading and attention to detail in professional communication.

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