Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd December 2016

Dilbert//10113, first published ten years ago on Thursday 22nd December 2016

Strategy Document

Tags

strategy, obliviousness, insult

Official transcript

Dilbert: I saw your email about destroying the company. Boss: Huh? The only email I sent you was my strategy for the coming year. Dilbert: Well, maybe I read it too fast.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SAW YOUR EMAIL ABOUT DESTROYING THE COMPANY.

HUH?

THE ONLY EMAIL I SENT YOU WAS MY STRATEGY FOR THE COMING YEAR.

WELL, MAYBE I READ IT TOO FAST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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