Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd December 2016

Dilbert//10114, first published ten years ago on Friday 23rd December 2016

Texting The Boss

Tags

texting, driving, distraction, trick, murder, killing, malice

Official transcript

Carol: Hold on, I have to text my boss while he's driving. I'll say it's a crisis so he has to text back. Dilbert: Is it legal to kill him that way? Carol: Yes, I checked with a lawyer first.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOLD ON, I HAVE TO TEXT MY BOSS WHILE HE'S DRIVING.

I'LL SAY IT'S A CRISIS SO HE HAS TO TEXT BACK.

IS IT LEGAL TO KILL HIM THAT WAY?

YES, I CHECKED WITH A LAWYER FIRST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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