Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th December 2016

Dilbert//10119, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 28th December 2016

Picking The Spaceship Staff

Tags

space, space flight, rocket, death, sacrifice, astronaut, medical

Official transcript

CEO: How's the Mars spaceship project going? Boss: Good. I picked our worst employees to be on the first test flight, just in case it explodes. CEO: Good thinking. Boss: We have two ways to win and no way to lose.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S THE MARS SPACESHIP PROJECT GOING?

GOOD. I PICKED OUR WORST EMPLOYEES TO BE ON THE FIRST FLIGHT, JUST IN CASE IT EXPLODES.

GOOD THINKING.

WE HAVE TWO WAYS TO WIN AND NO WAY TO LOSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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