Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th December 2016

Dilbert//10118, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 27th December 2016

Naming The Spaceship

Tags

naming, space, space flight, rocket, engineering, failure, death, medical

Official transcript

Ted: I'm looking for a name for the spaceship that I designed. Dilbert: How about "Death Tube?"

Alice: "Space Debris?"

Wally: "Final Resting Place?"

Ted: I was hoping for something more positive. Voice: We're positive it will explode.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M LOOKING FOR A NAME FOR THE SPACESHIP THAT I DESIGNED.

HOW ABOUT "DEATH TUBE"?

"FINAL "SPACE REST- DEBRIS"?

ING PLACE." I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING MORE POSITIVE.

WERE POSITIVE IT WILL EXPLODE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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