Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st December 2016

Dilbert//10122, first published ten years ago on Saturday 31st December 2016

Spreading Ted's Ashes

Tags

apathy, ashes, cremation, death, spreading, toilet, medical

Official transcript

Alice: Ted's widow asked us to spread his ashes around the office because he loved his job. Wally: I'll do it. Alice: You didn't like Ted. Wally: Was that a requirement? Alice: Don't let anyone see you flush it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED'S WIDOW ASKED US TO SPREAD HIS ASHES AROUND THE OFFICE BECAUSE HE LOVED HIS JOB.

I'LL DO IT.

YOU DIDN'T LIKE TED.

WAS THAT A REQUIREMENT?

DON'T LET ANYONE SEE YOU FLUSH IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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