Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd January 2017

Dilbert//10124, first published nine years ago on Monday 2nd January 2017

Programming Environment

Tags

productivity, programmer, engineer, developer, engineering

Official transcript

Boss: Did you finish writing the software? Dilbert: No. I spent the last three days setting up my programming environment. Boss: So... you've done... nothing? Dilbert: Nothing you'd understand.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU FINISH WRITING THE SOFTWARE?

NO.

I SPENT THE LAST THREE DAYS SETTING UP MY PROGRAMMING ENVIRONMENT.

SO.

YOUVE DONE...

NOTHING?

NOTHING YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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